Jul
24

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles


2 hours ago 276,497 notes



Jul
24

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here


6 hours ago 537,320 notes



Jul
24

wayfaringstranger:

Bringing this back cause it is so true.

wayfaringstranger:

Bringing this back cause it is so true.


10 hours ago 171,912 notes



Jul
24
http://ileftmyheartinenglandsomewhere.tumblr.com/post/92663835649/doctorwho-badwolfnobiscuit-feeling-pleased?

doctorwho:

badwolfnobiscuit:

Feeling pleased with myself.
I was in a shopping centre, waiting for my mum, and I had this idea. I ran into this clothes shop and said to the assistant
“Excuse me, what year is this?”
And she was like,
“2014, are you OK?”
So I went
“YES! IT…


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Jul
23

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg


1 day ago 201,694 notes



Jul
22

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.


1 day ago 193,664 notes



Jul
22

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Jul
22

the-outsiders-dishonor:

romy7:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.


2 days ago 471,584 notes



Jul
22

minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

goingimage

to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind


2 days ago 254,257 notes



Jul
22

achievement-hunter:

whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf


2 days ago 540,549 notes